Metroplex79
03-25-2011, 09:57 AM
Time for another Fun Friday topic.
Blaster: Hey Perceptor, what's shakin'? Other than this fortress...
Perceptor: This thread!!! It's full of awesome because it's all about me!!!!
Perceptor and Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, analyze this thread all you want...
FACT: Perceptor is the greatest sharpshooter in the galaxy, he shot a tiny moving crystal 2000 miles away in the air...while the Autobot army was barely able to hit Megatron's shuttle before it left the atmosphere (ref: Microbots & The Ultimate Doom)
FACT: He took out Devastator in 1 shot!!! (ref: Carnage in C-Minor)
FACT: He built an interstellar craft out of a child's toy!!! (ref: Child's Play)
FACT: He can cure robo-zombies!!! (ref: Dweller in the Depths)
FACT: his lens are so powerful, he can look at Teletraan 1's space monitor and see more!!! (ref: Revenge of Bruticus)
How is Perceptor the ultimate bad@$$ Autobot of ALL TIME? (yes, this is a Chuck Norris-like thread)
-Perceptor is so awesomely powerful that he was banned from Earth
-Perceptor saved a large portion of the Junkion civilization after Unicron crushed the ship
-who needs to bring the Dinobots, Defensor, and Superion on missions, when you can just bring Perceptor? Rodimus Prime did something right by having Perceptor in on so many Season 3 missions. While Optimus Prime mostly just kept him in the base...what a loser.
-Perceptor can light your darkest hour with his lens...who needs the Matrix?
-he wanted to take on 4 Decepticon cassettes by himself, but Blaster had to steal his thunder by showing off his Blaster-fu and new minions.
-we all know how bad@$$ Chip Chase was, but when Perceptor came along, he got schooled, and left.
-every Autobot before he came along, had a tiny shoulder weapon...size does matter.
-most toys get attention because they have a black repaint, but Perceptor is so bad@$$ that he was spawned FROM a black deco figure.
-"Nobody ever suspects the microscope." (-Bart Simpsontron):rofl:
-Perceptor is so awesome that no one has seen his tank mode, and lived to talk about it.
I guess you can throw logic out the window for this one...Have fun!!!
In case you missed previous weeks' Fun Friday Topics...
-Hot Rod/Rodimus Prime...it's here (http://www.cybertron.ca/boards/showthread.php?t=29639)!!!
-Ultra Magnus...it's here (http://www.cybertron.ca/boards/showthread.php?t=29837)!!!
-Soundwave...it's here (http://www.cybertron.ca/boards/showthread.php?t=30021)!!!
-Sunstreaker...it's here (http://www.cybertron.ca/boards/showthread.php?t=30174)!!!
Hopefully some creative person(s) would make a music video on YouTube featuring some of the fun theories from all these Fun Friday topics, or make some of those "Motivational Posters"... :p
Have a good weekend!!!
Blaster: Hey Perceptor, what's shakin'? Other than this fortress...
Perceptor: This thread!!! It's full of awesome because it's all about me!!!!
Perceptor and Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, analyze this thread all you want...
FACT: Perceptor is the greatest sharpshooter in the galaxy, he shot a tiny moving crystal 2000 miles away in the air...while the Autobot army was barely able to hit Megatron's shuttle before it left the atmosphere (ref: Microbots & The Ultimate Doom)
FACT: He took out Devastator in 1 shot!!! (ref: Carnage in C-Minor)
FACT: He built an interstellar craft out of a child's toy!!! (ref: Child's Play)
FACT: He can cure robo-zombies!!! (ref: Dweller in the Depths)
FACT: his lens are so powerful, he can look at Teletraan 1's space monitor and see more!!! (ref: Revenge of Bruticus)
How is Perceptor the ultimate bad@$$ Autobot of ALL TIME? (yes, this is a Chuck Norris-like thread)
-Perceptor is so awesomely powerful that he was banned from Earth
-Perceptor saved a large portion of the Junkion civilization after Unicron crushed the ship
-who needs to bring the Dinobots, Defensor, and Superion on missions, when you can just bring Perceptor? Rodimus Prime did something right by having Perceptor in on so many Season 3 missions. While Optimus Prime mostly just kept him in the base...what a loser.
-Perceptor can light your darkest hour with his lens...who needs the Matrix?
-he wanted to take on 4 Decepticon cassettes by himself, but Blaster had to steal his thunder by showing off his Blaster-fu and new minions.
-we all know how bad@$$ Chip Chase was, but when Perceptor came along, he got schooled, and left.
-every Autobot before he came along, had a tiny shoulder weapon...size does matter.
-most toys get attention because they have a black repaint, but Perceptor is so bad@$$ that he was spawned FROM a black deco figure.
-"Nobody ever suspects the microscope." (-Bart Simpsontron):rofl:
-Perceptor is so awesome that no one has seen his tank mode, and lived to talk about it.
I guess you can throw logic out the window for this one...Have fun!!!
In case you missed previous weeks' Fun Friday Topics...
-Hot Rod/Rodimus Prime...it's here (http://www.cybertron.ca/boards/showthread.php?t=29639)!!!
-Ultra Magnus...it's here (http://www.cybertron.ca/boards/showthread.php?t=29837)!!!
-Soundwave...it's here (http://www.cybertron.ca/boards/showthread.php?t=30021)!!!
-Sunstreaker...it's here (http://www.cybertron.ca/boards/showthread.php?t=30174)!!!
Hopefully some creative person(s) would make a music video on YouTube featuring some of the fun theories from all these Fun Friday topics, or make some of those "Motivational Posters"... :p
Have a good weekend!!!