ROTF and Sexuality

[terrordrone]

Did someone already revive the debate on the sexual aspects of TFs again because of DEV's testicular mass?

Well as it turns out, TFs and sexuality do go hand in hand despite any protests. Which means TFs can have kids. Or make us puke just thinking about it. Here is the proof:

http://cdn-www.cracked.com/phpimages/topic/942/summary_image.jpg



http://www.phonemag.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/2-14-08-michael-bay-fios-ad1.jpg

http://www.transformers-movie-buzz.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/michael-bay-interview.jpg

DOWN ARCEE, DOWN
http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:MFOljuuyD7Fw3M:http://tfarchive.com/creative/content/1/thefembots_arcee2.jpg

SPRINGER could use some of DEV's mojo
http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:yGKosQxeL51CEM:http://www.comicsindisguise.com/screencaps/springer_arcee2_small.jpg


The first embassadors of unbridled sexual relations - cybertronian style
http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:mgGIQJ4QWX3ULM:http://jobriga.com/journal/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/070401_elita.jpg


Um...DEV. you dropped one.

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:-QKoH2WFzI_5FM:http://cdn.fd.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/wrecking-ball-car-big.jpg

[TMIIWonkoNemises]

Here's something I don't understand....why was Wheelie humping Mikela's leg when it seems quite clear that he doesn't have any sensitive nerves around his lower area?

[GMfan]

I don't get it. What's the point of this thread?

[TMIIWonkoNemises]

I don't get it. What's the point of this thread?

I think he's curious about why there are aspects of sexuality in Transformers when they are clearly robots.He wants to start a debate on it.

[Cliffjumper69]

Robots need lovin too! :D


CJ

[GMfan]

Who said that's what its purpose was? Most likely they're vestigial since there is no proof at all that Transformers reproduce through sexual reproduction. It's just people's minds in the gutter that link the "organ" to sex instead of a possible other function (ie energon storage) or that fact that it may just be useless (ie what's the point in spikes? why can't they be round? does their location on the robot's anatomy make a difference?). Problem is people view Transformers in a far to anthropomorphic way, which is understandable considering the overall similarity to our physiology, but as such people feel the need to link reproductive organs to them....but who's to say IF they had them, they would be in the same location as ours?

Food for thought folks. Think outside the box instead of the box if ya get my drift.

[dak]

OMG..... Robots don't Reproduce. he had balls cause it was a joke. they can have "mates" but not reproduce.

IF dev's balls joke was to suggest that he has genitals... who's the mother of the hundreds of decepticons in stasis or "being born" in the decepticons base? there obviously is no womb, and no female decepticons that we have seen. If anything, you take a piece of spark from a mother and father and create the new one. those bodies are living technology, so it starts off as a small bot, and advances to a larger one.

[Scrapper6]

They're just a pair of wrecking balls that wind up in a slightly suggestive place due to the nature of his tranformation. Hell if that obsessive git Simmons hadn't mentioned anything people would have probably missed them entirely. (Except those with naughty minds. And despite our best efforts we can not control that.)

[Protoman]

I......... ain't getting into this debate again.

This is fiction, fiction aimed at humans, so a caca-pee joke here in there is not uncommon. Just cause Rattrap kicked Waspinator in the "genital region" does not MEAN Waspitnator has 2 moon bases and an Erector.

[GMfan]

^ he's such a poet :P

[TMIIWonkoNemises]

I......... ain't getting into this debate again.

This is fiction, fiction aimed at humans, so a caca-pee joke here in there is not uncommon. Just cause Rattrap kicked Waspinator in the "genital region" does not MEAN Waspitnator has 2 moon bases and an Erector.

I agree with you.Though it's interesting to know about the reproductive differences and similarities in Transformers fiction,it's still fiction,and getting back to a debate such is quite a waste of time.So I'll sit back and read what every has to say.

[terrordrone]

hey wait a minute

Sudden news break

This just in: LITHONE has kidz!

http://tfwiki.net/w2/images2/thumb/7/73/TFTM_Lithoniankids.jpg/300px-TFTM_Lithoniankids.jpg

And in other news:

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:3f0_rNSAb-hYOM:http://vox2.cdn.amiestreet.com/album-art/Untitiled-by-Mars-Needs-Women%21_CfcqseaX9-gx_full.jpg

[dak]

hey wait a minute

Sudden news break

This just in: LITHONE has kidz!

that does not say anything about reproducing. It says that there are smaller robots that upgrade through time. that does not suggest that one bot screwed another.

[TMIIWonkoNemises]

hey wait a minute

Sudden news break

This just in: LITHONE has kidz!

http://tfwiki.net/w2/images2/thumb/7/73/TFTM_Lithoniankids.jpg/300px-TFTM_Lithoniankids.jpg

And you wish to know how that is done,right?

And in other news:

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:3f0_rNSAb-hYOM:http://vox2.cdn.amiestreet.com/album-art/Untitiled-by-Mars-Needs-Women%21_CfcqseaX9-gx_full.jpg

Um....okay there,what's your point?

[Nocturn]

...

You're an idiot.

[GMfan]

The closest analogous species that reproduce similar to transformers would be plants, hydras, and sponges as they produce through budding (not to be mistaken for binary fission where at the end both organisms are the same size). In the Marvel comics the original 13 were shown to "bud" from Cybertron, AKA Primus and there in lies the only biological comparison.

In the movie verse the original 13 and Cybertron were originally organic. The Allspark turned them mechanical and was able to create life (as seen in movie 1) so with that in mind there is no need at all for Transformers in the movie verse to reproduce, making any suggestion that they do, pointless. To further support this Optimus said with the Allspark destroyed there is no way to create more Cybertronians and they were the last of their kind (them all other Cybertronians in space).

Sudden news break

This just in: LITHONE has kidz!

http://tfwiki.net/w2/images2/thumb/7/73/TFTM_Lithoniankids.jpg/300px-TFTM_Lithoniankids.jpg


This doesn't do a thing to support your belief as creation in G1 is different compared creation in the movie verse which is what this thread started on! Apples and Oranges

[UltraPrimal]

Ah, so much slash, so little time.:p

You know ROTF has me question Michael Bay's sexuality. He puts giant wrecking balls on Devastator and a huge dick on a blender. Me thinks he's in closet much?

Also Wheelie was not humping Mikaela's leg. He was giving her hugs. He just was confused on how to do it. Remember, the Transformers learned Earth's languages through the world wide web. There's no knowing what else they learned on there.;)

Edited for spelling/grammar mistake.

[TMIIWonkoNemises]

Ah, so much slash, so little time.:p

You know ROTF has me question Michael Bay's sexuality. He puts giant wrecking balls on Devastator and a huge dick on a blender. Me thinks he's in closet much?

Also Wheelie was not hugging Mikaela's leg. He was giving her hugs. He just was confused on how to do it. Remember, the Transformers learned Earth's languages through the world wide web. There's no know what else they learned on there.;)

I guess.It's a pretty stupid way to present himself in my opinion.

[GMfan]

Remember, the Transformers learned Earth's languages through the world wide web. There's no know what else they learned on there.;)

That's probably the best way I've heard to explain their behaviour at times :P

[TMIIWonkoNemises]

That's probably the best way I've heard to explain their behaviour at times :P

I assume it's the only explanation to their actions.

[Team Jetfire]

If I had it my way I would have cut the multiple Humping referances in the movie. Not that I can't handle it, it was just...too much.

The balls were surprisingly funny though...

[Decepticon Army]

I......... ain't getting into this debate again.
That's the key word here, folks.
There's kissing to show love, and naughty references to entertain the juveniles but that's it.
As Protoman said this has been discussed before and will most likely be discussed in another thread created in ... oh, 8 seconds?

[Mumps]

I can just see it now, the Constructicons were sent on their mission to learn the language and culture of Humans through the World Wide Web.

"Hey guys, when we combine, lets make sure we have a pair of THOSE! They look useful!"

[joshimus]

BW Cheetor was a kid in season 1, bit older as TM1 upgrade and a teenager with a 'tude as TM2 then in BM he's an adult. There is your "stages" for their growth cycle. It doesn't mean they were born like biological lifeforms, but they advance and grow in a different way.
It does not mean they reproduce.

[Sun Swipe Prime]

I......... ain't getting into this debate again.

This is fiction, fiction aimed at humans, so a caca-pee joke here in there is not uncommon. Just cause Rattrap kicked Waspinator in the "genital region" does not MEAN Waspitnator has 2 moon bases and an Erector.

I'll second this, and add, all characters in fiction are reflections of humanity. Hence in stories non-humans, can, and do, take on human traits including sexuality, even if it doesn't make sense. If you have human shaped robots that have emotions, etc, the associate connections in ideas will lead down this path, but it doesn't have to go beyond the superficial.

I mean come on, when you see the pic below, it's really just a giant waist cannon but I know we all see somthing else.

Scattershot, he's the bot. King Kong got nothing on him. :D I want to see an epic stand off between Computron with this transformation and Devastator, bot to bot, head to head.....haahha.

[terrordrone]

"Sexual relations? I didn't even get an X-MAS card from them last year!!"

http://studiohousepro.co.uk/fugitiveauthor/assets/images/Old-lady-on-doorstep-with-cigar.jpg


As to the weird logic of "well if there is no depiction of Transformer sexual activity that mimics human sexual mating ritutals, then there must not be any" then call I say is: HA HA

See? Even the ex-presidents laugh too
http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:rgvriiLkJuZAgM:http://doostang.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/george-bush-laughing.jpghttp://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:xkb6ZZIGKJ2HuM:http://reason.com/assets/mc/mwelch/2009_11/clinton_laughing.jpg

Perhaps a better logical ending would be:
since there is no evidence to support either idea then we CANNOT RULE OUT the non-existence or EXISTENCE of such naughty behavior.

But until then, sex in any form is bad I suppose especially for TFs

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:_kyX0QBKOPVQIM:http://img.timeinc.net/time/daily/2007/0706/a_ldisgust_0604.jpg ewwwwie

[GMfan]

As to the weird logic of "well if there is no depiction of Transformer sexual activity that mimics human sexual mating ritutals, then there must not be any" then call I say is: HA HA

See? Even the ex-presidents laugh too
http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:rgvriiLkJuZAgM:http://doostang.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/george-bush-laughing.jpghttp://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:xkb6ZZIGKJ2HuM:http://reason.com/assets/mc/mwelch/2009_11/clinton_laughing.jpg

Perhaps a better logical ending would be:
since there is no evidence to support either idea then we CANNOT RULE OUT the non-existence or EXISTENCE of such naughty behavior.


...What the hell do laughing ex-presidents have anything to do with this!? You can throw out your belief that they mate because of the proof I gave before! In the movie verse, Transformers are created through the Allspark, there is no other way, they said so in the film, thus they don't mate.

How is this so difficult to comprehend or understand? The only explanation would be you want them to mate and hey, whatever makes ya happy but there's fact and there's opinion. In your opinion the movie verse Transformers "may" mate, for a fact they don't for the reasons as stated before. Otherwise wouldn't they just mate to repopulate? Ah right....they can't....

[Nocturn]

His point is that he's a lonely, middle aged basement dweller who has nothing to do on a saturday.

What? Too close to home?

[terrordrone]

http://maze.icomix.com/picturepage/021306/robot20sex.jpg


how about because Hasbro keeps changing the continuity from month to month to mouth to moth to Mothra, we cannot agree that this touchy touch'e tushie tushie topic will ever be adequetly settled until Hasbro apologizes for this:

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:QzjT3HUoQzKn_M:http://www.unicron.us/g/src/%3Fwpath%3Dtf2007/toypix/titanium_soundwave/102_3205.jpg%26size%3D450

[Nocturn]

His point is that he's a lonely, middle aged basement dweller who has nothing to do on a saturday.

What? Too close to home?

Yeah.

[GMfan]

how about because Hasbro keeps changing the continuity from month to month to mouth to moth to Mothra, we cannot agree that this touchy touch'e tushie tushie topic will ever be adequetly settled until Hasbro apologizes for this:

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:QzjT3HUoQzKn_M:http://www.unicron.us/g/src/%3Fwpath%3Dtf2007/toypix/titanium_soundwave/102_3205.jpg%26size%3D450

Continuity for the movie has been pretty consistent....and what 6' titanium Soundwave has to do with this debate is beyond me. Oh I get it, he has a large waist, ah ha ha giggle.....still has nothing to do regarding movie verse Cybertronians mating.

[Mighty_Galvatron]

Here are my thoughts:

1.Transformers don't have sex.

Now that that's out of the way, here are some more thoughts:

2. Is it possible they could do something similar to sex? I am specifically referring to the ending of Beast Machines only. If they eventually become technorganic, could they do the do?

3. I want to see Arcee naked. I am not sure what that means exactly, but I still want to see it.

4. If Transformers did, for example, have penis' (peni?) wouldn't it be cool if they made the transforming sound when they got erect?

[Dark Rage]

That Blue fem-bot got killed by her ex in the desert.

That's what you get for sleeping with Ironhide.


Shame...

[Sureshot22]

better question ..

who gives a crap?

are people seriously this bored or pathetic to care? its fiction.
honestly come on people. turn on the t.v. or go outside or something. hell if your that wound up about it browse pron or something lol. this really is a stupid topic.

[terrordrone]

this really is a stupid topic.

i know!!

that is what I have been saying all along

tsk tsk

[OneShallFall]

3. I want to see Arcee naked. I am not sure what that means exactly, but I still want to see it.

4. If Transformers did, for example, have penis' (peni?) wouldn't it be cool if they made the transforming sound when they got erect?



X2







billion.:D

[Malwave]

Here are my thoughts:

1.Transformers don't have sex.

xD well that was definite xD


2. Is it possible they could do something similar to sex? I am specifically referring to the ending of Beast Machines only. If they eventually become technorganic, could they do the do?

XD that just messes with my brain xD I'm not going to think about that right now.


3. I want to see Arcee naked. I am not sure what that means exactly, but I still want to see it.

XD all that means is less pink, more silver. Basically a female Silver Surfer voiced by Susan Blu. XD


4. If Transformers did, for example, have penis' (peni?) wouldn't it be cool if they made the transforming sound when they got erect?

...

I smell a new Trojan commercial x3

[Nocturn]

I am a huge moron, please rape my face


What?

[OneShallFall]

XD all that means is less pink, more silver. Basically a female Silver Surfer voiced by Susan Blu. XD




I fail to see the problem. :|

[Black Cat]

This is how baby robots are made:

http://i46.tinypic.com/2wddgyo.jpg

[OneShallFall]

LMFAO!!!


I cant take it.

[Team Jetfire]

But making the baby is the fun part...


Bow-chi-ca-wow-wow.

[Wheelie]

Did no one see the Disney movie Robots? The one with Robin williams doing a voice in it? Where there were 2 robots one male and one female, they wanted to have a kid but had to mail away for him and then build him. I think thats how the Transformers do things in their universe!

[Team Jetfire]

Wasn't disney and was already mentioned...







Sorry... :(

[Wheelie]

LOL... my fault for not reading the complete thread. I will just go hide in the corner and keep my mouth shut. :(

[Malwave]

I fail to see the problem. :|

XD it was the best thing I could come up with while being tired

[Mumps]

His point is that he's a lonely, middle aged basement dweller who has nothing to do on a saturday.

This sounds like me in 10 years! :D

...

wait...

...

:(

Horray for posting at 2am!

Also, BALLS!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p0NMDX3PsTQ
This video will show you just how much trouble Balls can get you into!

[TFtoys]

Not even all animals have balls...before you can see the balls of the fish, you see eggs first:p. And TFs are Alien+ metallic life form, who know what they really have.
...

You're an idiot.
Yeah, totally. *2

but, why am I in this conversation:D

[onecoin]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ouEIKe8A_CI

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0092494/

Done and Done.

[Richter]

It's just people's minds in the gutter that link the "organ" to sex instead of a possible other function (ie energon storage)

So one of dev's abilities is to unload a hot stream of energon onto unspespecting fembots?

Eeewwwwwwww

Food for thought folks. Think outside the box instead of the box if ya get my drift.I see what you did there... heheh

Also, now that I've read this entire thread, I only have one thing to say:
Toaster with a giant dick?? WTF

...and I'm done

[Zodberg]

Bros b4 hos, maaaannn.

[Tekkamanraiden]

If you're curious read this past fan fiction friday on toplessrobots .com.

[terrordrone]

What?

WHAT?

LOL

oh Nocky

always pulling a fast one.

[Shepp]

This topic will come up again and again, over and over. There will be no end to it.

Yes, they are aliens. Yes, they are robots. They will be able to do things beyond our understanding and comprehension.

The only reason they look humanoid is because they are fictional characters that need to be anthropomorphized so that we will feel empathy towards them.

Its because of that anthropomorphizing, that these topics come up.

Let us step to the side and take another example of another fictional set of aliens from a recent movie. The Na'vi.

Recently, JC was asked why the Na'vi females have breasts, despite the fact that they aren't from Earth and are not mammals.

His response was that they were there because it was a movie made by human beings for human beings.


Devastator had those wrecking balls in that location because human beings made the movie, and thought that other human beings would find it amusing. The same with Wheelie humping, and a number of other things.

Its the reason that G1 Cybertronian beings look so much like humans, down to having 5 fingers, similar proportions, and a head with a face that looks very similar. We couldn't find an emotional link towards some group of amorphous electrical blobs in the same way that we can empathize with human looking characters.

R2-D2 is a very strange exception to this, but that is more than likely the audience picking up on how the other characters in the film empathize and react to R2.

Now onto the dirty deed. Because we've anthropomorphized these electro-mechanical aliens so much, it is only natural for the audience to go full out and think "they're just like us". That includes reproduction methods.

But we then take a step back and look at the whole thing with skepticism, for different reasons. Some because they are aliens and there's no reason for them to reproduce the same way, since even on Earth there's tons of different methods.

Some, because they aren't carbon based biological organic beings. Since we haven't contacted anything like that, we have no idea what that would mean for reproduction, if there was any sort of reproduction. Construction seems more likely, since that is more familiar to us, the audience in relating to machines.

There is also the mystical aspect of Cybertronians in relation to Primus and the Allspark and the plasma energy chamber and all that.

The only thing we can really rely on until we are told something official is what we've been told in the past through the Sunbow G1 cartoon, Marvel G1 Comics, and any other sources. Some of these conflict with each other, adding to the confusion.

Until everything is cleared up, each member of the audience is going to jump to their own conclusion on how Cybertronians reproduce.

But that's all reproduction, and it doesn't necessarily link directly to the act of sex. It is possible that Cybertronians have an act between two or more individuals that results in a pleasureable experience that often stems from romantic involvement. I mean they do have two genders, even if at the very core that's simply superficial.

Take the robots on Futurama as an example. They are all built in factories (that doesn't rule out that robots could be made by other robots elsewhere) but they do have acts that would be analogous to sex. They have robot strip clubs and brothels, and even a robot hell for those that have overindulged in such "sins of the flesh". These robot sex acts on Futurama have absolutely nothing to do with reproduction or mating, but still, there they are for comedic purposes. They are a tool used to anthropomorphize the robots on that show so we can better empathize with them, and so that it can be exploited for story and comedy purposes.

I'm not looking for an answer on the whole Cybertronian reproduction and sex issues, and I'm not overly concerned with those answer. Well, unless those topics are presented in a way that really ruins a movie or show.

edit:

Cybertronians do have the ability and emotions for romance. We've seen that time and time again. That right there might be adding fuel to the fire of Cybertronian sex, but really it doesn't prove anything either way. Romance is a tool for conveying a story and getting the audience involved emotionally.

This isn't saying that there is a Cybertronian act of sex, it just means that there's the potential for story reasons. Or it can just as likely be ruled out completely for story reasons too.

/edit

[TMIIWonkoNemises]

i know!!

that is what I have been saying all along

tsk tsk

Then why did you make this Thread if it's stupid in the first place?If it's for attention,then it's quite pathetic.

This topic will come up again and again, over and over. There will be no end to it.

Yes, they are aliens. Yes, they are robots. They will be able to do things beyond our understanding and comprehension.

The only reason they look humanoid is because they are fictional characters that need to be anthropomorphized so that we will feel empathy towards them.

Its because of that anthropomorphizing, that these topics come up.

Let us step to the side and take another example of another fictional set of aliens from a recent movie. The Na'vi.

Recently, JC was asked why the Na'vi females have breasts, despite the fact that they aren't from Earth and are not mammals.

His response was that they were there because it was a movie made by human beings for human beings.


Devastator had those wrecking balls in that location because human beings made the movie, and thought that other human beings would find it amusing. The same with Wheelie humping, and a number of other things.

Its the reason that G1 Cybertronian beings look so much like humans, down to having 5 fingers, similar proportions, and a head with a face that looks very similar. We couldn't find an emotional link towards some group of amorphous electrical blobs in the same way that we can empathize with human looking characters.

R2-D2 is a very strange exception to this, but that is more than likely the audience picking up on how the other characters in the film empathize and react to R2.

Now onto the dirty deed. Because we've anthropomorphized these electro-mechanical aliens so much, it is only natural for the audience to go full out and think "they're just like us". That includes reproduction methods.

But we then take a step back and look at the whole thing with skepticism, for different reasons. Some because they are aliens and there's no reason for them to reproduce the same way, since even on Earth there's tons of different methods.

Some, because they aren't carbon based biological organic beings. Since we haven't contacted anything like that, we have no idea what that would mean for reproduction, if there was any sort of reproduction. Construction seems more likely, since that is more familiar to us, the audience in relating to machines.

There is also the mystical aspect of Cybertronians in relation to Primus and the Allspark and the plasma energy chamber and all that.

The only thing we can really rely on until we are told something official is what we've been told in the past through the Sunbow G1 cartoon, Marvel G1 Comics, and any other sources. Some of these conflict with each other, adding to the confusion.

Until everything is cleared up, each member of the audience is going to jump to their own conclusion on how Cybertronians reproduce.

But that's all reproduction, and it doesn't necessarily link directly to the act of sex. It is possible that Cybertronians have an act between two or more individuals that results in a pleasureable experience that often stems from romantic involvement. I mean they do have two genders, even if at the very core that's simply superficial.

Take the robots on Futurama as an example. They are all built in factories (that doesn't rule out that robots could be made by other robots elsewhere) but they do have acts that would be analogous to sex. They have robot strip clubs and brothels, and even a robot hell for those that have overindulged in such "sins of the flesh". These robot sex acts on Futurama have absolutely nothing to do with reproduction or mating, but still, there they are for comedic purposes. They are a tool used to anthropomorphize the robots on that show so we can better empathize with them, and so that it can be exploited for story and comedy purposes.


I'm not looking for an answer on the whole Cybertronian reproduction and sex issues, and I'm not overly concerned with those answer. Well, unless those topics are presented in a way that really ruins a movie or show.

I agree with this completely.Talking about the aspects of reproduction in TF fiction is somewhat beyond human perception,and many of us are prone to think they're similar in some ways because of their designs and functions.Though some aspects of humanism in Transformers are established so we can have some sort of grasp on what they are,it's disappointing that other aspects to distinguish themselves from ourselves are either misguided by idiots or hardly explored further in fiction.

Either way,this Thread is starting to get a little out of control.

[Shepp]

Then why did you make this Thread if it's stupid in the first place?If it's for attention,then it's quite pathetic.



I agree with this completely.Talking about the aspects of reproduction in TF fiction is somewhat beyond human perception,and many of us are prone to think they're similar in some ways because of their designs and functions.Though some aspects of humanism in Transformers are established so we can have some sort of grasp on what they are,it's disappointing that other aspects to distinguish themselves from ourselves are either misguided by idiots or hardly explored further in fiction.

Either way,this Thread is starting to get a little out of control.


Yes, often this sort of thing does get out of control.

Its a difficult topic to talk about seriously.

I've had experience in the past with a MegaMan X rpg a number of years ago where we had to really pin down this sort of thing when the reploids became upgraded into almost biological machines (think skinbags from the new BSG, but much more mechanical).

For story purposes it was already decided long ago that the reploids would start reproducing (confusing the hell out of all characters),and that the act of mating would just pretty much be modelled after the human method (for simplicity's sake more than anything). But we had to actually sit down and come up with what was plausible within the game, and what made sense to us the players of how everything happened.

What we didn't want it to devolve into was a bunch of snide comments and nerds sitting around in a circle obsessing about robot porn. We were actually trying to get stuff done and lay the foundation for things to progress within the game and storyline.

It probably helped that we did have male and female players adding to the discussion, and that IRC has a ban function so we could kick out the immature people who were hindering progress at least until decisions were finalized.

[CobraCommander]

This should help...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SniqngdvpQE

[UltraPrimal]

You know what? We should have a panel on Transformers sex at TFCon! Daniel could do it. I'm sure he's read his fair share of slash fics. :p Especially the ones with Hot Rod in them. I mean the guy's name is "Hot Rod". That's a double entendre if I ever heard one. He must be in tons of slash. Hot Rod x Arcee. Hot Rod x Ultra Magnus. Hot Rod x Kup. Hot Rod x Kup & Blurr. Rodimus Prime x Optimus Prime. Hot Rod x Tracks... He's probably only second to Starscream in TF whoring. Hehe!

BTW, I was joking. But that would be a pretty funny panel. I'd sit in on if it happened.:)

[Aernaroth]

Drunk Posting Spotted?

[Sureshot22]

Just wanted to add 1 thing cause the na'vi were mentioned. There is a book out something like the complete guide to avatar or something. I have it but not right here so can't tell you exactly but it covers everything about the fiction and world etc of the planet pandora it's plants and animals etc etc. Everything you would want to know about all that if you liked it. But the na'vi reproduce like humans. Though they can be intimate on a far deeper level kinda thing. I assume with linking their braids things. But they have sex and reproduce like humans and their breasts are for feeding their young like us. 1 difference Though is they only have 3 fingers unlike our 4. It's a very interesting book.

But ya that was prob alot of info that no one cares about lol

[prime13]

Actually, I thought o a logical reason for those.

Devastator's hip joints(where long haul and rampage attach) could be a bit weak, so if he did not walk on all fours, he would topple over because the weight balance would be unequal. With those giant weights to level out the hip joints, he is able to move around.

:)

[terrordrone]

Then why did you make this Thread if it's stupid in the first place?If it's for attention,then it's quite pathetic.



DEAR LITERAL PEOPLE:

http://cdn.buzznet.com/media-cdn/jj1/headlines/2008/07/jake-gyllenhaal-oh-please.jpg


And for the rest of us who can have a good time with this topic-GET IT ON

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:M1QP8ru4669tsM:http://media.ebaumsworld.com/2007/06/horny_baseball_mascott.jpg BEAST WARS - THE SOPHOMORE YEARS

[terrordrone]

Either way,this Thread is starting to get a little out of control.

Ya know, I hear people using a similar out of control alarm as just another excuse to get a police state in place. Because the last thing we need is things getting out of control.

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:bpyf4Ai7JnfesM:http://www.basetree.com/thumbs5/Police_State_03.jpghttp://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:HDrJlcW9uYiomM:http://therearenosunglasses.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/police_state.jpg

Lack of control is bad for business. And we all KNOW that police must always protect business

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:cMJPS2PzgGLdGM:http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_35igJnloijA/SFXfVMbRZnI/AAAAAAAACtk/NcqOICKHWjw/s400/ital%2Bpolice%2Bblockbuster.jpg


For those that need the dots connected, WHAT DOES A POLICE STATE HAVE TO DO WITH TRANSFORMERS? well...

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1198/528079357_6adb24fedf.jpg?v=0

For those who still need help, WHAT DOES PUNISHING AND ENSLAVING scrawled on a TF have to do with SEX?

well...

http://www.garrypalm.com/images/PoliceGirl.jpg

[GMfan]

....ok....this thread is pointless....when people can make comprehensive posts without the need for constant useless visual aids then we can try again. Till then, she's closed.