BATMAN sux - Cybertron.CA - Canadian Transformers News and Discussion

terrordrone · 08-23-2010, 01:32 AM

Ya know, I am a little tired of SOME people who call themselves BATMAN or act like BATMAN or some superhero.

But they dont talk like BATMAN.

This is how Batman really should sound like:

He supports the War in IRAQ because he really thinks there are Weapons of Mass Destruction there:

And he SLAYS First Nations peoples' because the INDIAN ACT is too soft on them:

and Batman takes on the Black Panthers because he knows what is right:

SO COME ON KIDS - Let us show them who the REAL BATMAN is!!!

Search for your favorite BATMAN comic book cover too:

http://www.coverbrowser.com/covers/batman

http://www.coverbrowser.com/covers/batman/2

http://www.coverbrowser.com/covers/batman/3

http://www.coverbrowser.com/covers/batman/4

Zodberg · 08-23-2010, 06:49 AM

This game is a lot more fun when the covers lend themselves to easy misinterpretation than when you take apparently random covers and have to use strong pessimism and changing the cultural context to make them into something embarrassing.

Or there's just Superdickery, which is when the game (framing the stars of the comic as jerks) is played for you by the comic, and the fun comes from noticing that this gimmick is done almost every month.

Sometimes you just make a boner...

terrordrone · 08-23-2010, 09:35 AM

Dear ZODBERG:

You said the secret word of the day: BONER!!!

Sureshot22 · 08-23-2010, 12:22 PM

lol tell me thats some photoshop trickery..

very odd and doesnt really sound right if thats the actual writing of the comic. but they did use that word back then. just doesnt seem right that many times on the same page.