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03-07-2009, 12:43 PM
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Transformers Haiku Thread
I'm bored, so this thread is for haikus related to the Transformers universe. Post away, folks! I'll get you started.
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Transformers The Movie
Autobot City
Ambush leads to a slaughter
Prime turns the tide, dies
A relic, passed on
Magnus says "I'm not worthy"
Prime: "Neither was I"
In the depths of space
Ancient evil spawns new foes
Arise, my heralds!
Run to Cybertron
Missiles cause a crash landing
On a hostile world
On a junk planet
You check in, but don't check out
Dare to be stupid
The fight brings new friends
A universal greeting
Out of nowhere, dance
Cybertron attacked
By a carnivorous moon
Me Grimlock kick butt!
Belly of the beast
A new hero finds his strength
Their darkest hour, lit
A new golden age
Of peace and prosperity
Buy all the new toys
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G2 Optimus Prime
*bzzt* *rumble rumble*
*bzzt* *I am Optimus Prime*
*pew pew pew pew pew*
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Devastator
Created to build
But instead, choose to destroy
We merge for the kill
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03-07-2009, 12:57 PM
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Location: Calgary, Alberta
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Re: Transformers Haiku Thread
Animated rocks
Bittersweet is season three
sad in my pants
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03-07-2009, 01:04 PM
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Re: Transformers Haiku Thread
I stalk the toy aisle
Like a Predacon hunter
Crack would be cheaper.
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03-07-2009, 01:06 PM
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Location: Calgary, Alberta
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Re: Transformers Haiku Thread
^lol
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03-07-2009, 03:15 PM
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Re: Transformers Haiku Thread
Soundwave
Hey look a tape deck!
Left out here in the desert!
It's my lucky day!
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Spike
Khakis and hard hat
All the humans dress alike
That's how they see us?
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Sixshot
Multiple alt-modes
Earns him a bad ass title
Ninja Consultant
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Ravage
The shadow watches
At the right moment, launching
Wheelchair through window.
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03-07-2009, 03:37 PM
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Re: Transformers Haiku Thread
Quote:
Originally Posted by Team Jetfire
Animated rocks
Bittersweet is season three
sad in my pants
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LOL!! hahaha, sad in my pants for the win.
So many great toys
Do I keep Going, or stop?
Hi Second Mortgage.
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03-07-2009, 04:14 PM
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Re: Transformers Haiku Thread
Where is Niteowl? This thread was made for him.
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03-08-2009, 01:21 PM
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Re: Transformers Haiku Thread
Quote:
Originally Posted by onecoin
Where is Niteowl? This thread was made for him.
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So what you really mean is:
Where is the Niteowl?
This thread was made just for him
Where oh where he be?
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"Don't be absurd!"
-Galvatron
-TFcon Programming Manager
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03-08-2009, 03:06 PM
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Re: Transformers Haiku Thread
Laserbeak: Eject
Operation: Kick some ass
Don't fuck with Soundwave
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03-08-2009, 03:16 PM
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Location: Calgary. Daaaaaaaaaaaaang.
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Re: Transformers Haiku Thread
Ravage is a cat
That morphs into a cassette tape
The eighties are god
Primal likes to surf
Cheetor is deep into drugs
Rhinox likes flowers
Rattrap has a short complex
Don't get me started on Preds.
(that's a tanka BTW. 5-7-5-7-7)
Prowl has shurikens
Talks about moving like water
Bulkhead falls on face.
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