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View Poll Results: CN v. the Batman
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the Batman
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33.33% |
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Chuck Norris
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40.00% |
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can't decide
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this question should not be asked and cannot be answered
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11-05-2016, 04:00 PM
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#1
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Chuck Norris vs. the Batman
pick your pony
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11-05-2016, 04:06 PM
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#2
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Re: Chuck Norris vs. the Batman
Chuck Norris.
Bane broke Batman's back.
Chuck Norris has no back to break. He's composed of 100% fist.
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11-07-2016, 01:50 PM
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#3
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Re: Chuck Norris vs. the Batman
A lot of people wear Batman pajamas, Batman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
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11-07-2016, 02:29 PM
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Location: Gernsback Continuum, B.C.
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Re: Chuck Norris vs. the Batman
Bitch please...
I'm the goddamned Batman
breaker !
Last edited by jjwankenobi; 11-07-2016 at 02:31 PM.
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11-07-2016, 05:30 PM
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#5
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Location: Calgary, Alberta
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Re: Chuck Norris vs. the Batman
Really? You really asking this?
Batman beat Superman.
Chuck Norris is probably loosing to Diabetes now.
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11-07-2016, 06:13 PM
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#6
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Re: Chuck Norris vs. the Batman
Wow, did I just time travel to 2006? It's been a while i've seen the Chuck Norris meme brought up.
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11-07-2016, 06:45 PM
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Location: Gernsback Continuum, B.C.
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Re: Chuck Norris vs. the Batman
Quote:
Originally Posted by Team Jetfire
Chuck Norris is probably loosing to Diabetes now.
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11-07-2016, 06:49 PM
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Re: Chuck Norris vs. the Batman
Quote:
Originally Posted by Team Jetfire
Chuck Norris is probably loosing to Diabetes now.
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He's losing on purpose, cause death has been dodging Norris for years. Now death has to come and do its job, and Norris can finally kick its ass and fist its skull.
Cause Chuck loves a good fisting. 
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SIDESWIPE: *grumbles* ... the greatest fighting machine in the universe and they make me a janitor!
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11-08-2016, 05:44 PM
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Re: Chuck Norris vs. the Batman
There are a lot of great responses here (although I'm surprised more people don't vote on the poll...it's anonymous).
The fact that the Batman beat Superman is the very thing that permits any sort of comparison to Chuck Norris.
On that note,
Chuck Norris doen't brew coffee, he grinds the beans with his own rage and drinks boiling water.
If Chuck Norris jumps in a lake, he doesn't get wet, the lake gets Chuck Norris.
Crop circles are just Chuck Norris' way of saying that sometimes corn should lie down.
Now that's out of my system, I have to give it to the Batman none the less. because, he is the Batman.
Finally, the Chuck Norris "meme" may be dated, but a lot of cool things are older. Like, say...transformers!
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11-09-2016, 03:43 PM
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Re: Chuck Norris vs. the Batman
Well Batman beat Superman by exploiting his weakness (kryptonite).
This wouldn't work on Chuck Norris as he has no weaknesses.
The only person who could beat Chuck Norris is Bruce Lee.
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