I would like to claim the "completely deranged" prize:
In the next ten days I will be: packing everything I own; driving in a caravan of two cars, four people and four cats from Ontario to New Brunswick; entering house we just bought; camping on floor of house like hobos; driving BACK to Ontario with two of the people; sleeping on their couch like a hobo; stuffing myself into the back of their car; getting dropped off at TFCon as they drive through Toronto on the way to the My Little Pony Fair; and flying back to New Brunswick when the con is done, ready to unpack my frigging home.
I'll be the looney tune in the army jacket.