Laid? Sure they may get it more, but it's quality vs. quantity. There's just so many times Motormaster can knock on Ape-face's bedroom door to have that be worth his while.
Sooner or later, Ape-face is going to get tired of Motormaster telling him to take off his head and put it in a bag on the night stand before Ape-face starts to feel like Motormaster is just using him.
I mean has anyone ever seen a cute looking Decepticon? I doubt it, they're all built to be ugly, greasy, anus-faced bruisers. They invented the term bumping-uglies, and there's a reason their combined form is called Men-a-sore. They're all sore because they got no onezz pretty to look at.
The Stunticons pale in comparison to the Aerialbots and their mile-high club. Ever see a bot do-it 30 000 feet in the air and at mach-4? Sonic boom and Arcee needs a chassis realignment before she can walk right again. There's a reason why their combined form name starts with Super, 'cause that's what theyz be. And it ends with 'on' because when are they not?
A-botzz out
Aerielbots Forever! 
