Drunks are awesome....

[Beechy]

So friday nights I work the phones at my taxi company. We get all kinds of funny calls. This one was from earlier tonight. I had to share...


Me - "Burlington Taxi.

Caller - We called a cab and we're still waiting.

Me - I'm showing that your cab is on the way.

Caller - it better be. or else we will be waiting."


Is that a threat? omg, not waiting! Heaven help us.

[onecoin]

Waiting tables? Maybe its a threat to look at your food next time you're in a restaurant. And yes! Drunks are the Best!

[Dark Rage]

All of a sudden, I'm tempted to make a Human Alliance Bumblebee Taxi cab (yellow, how fitting) with a Beechy action figure wearing a microphone headset.

Oh taxi cabs, they're the saviors for drunks...

[Team Jetfire]

lol.

Some of my best drinking memories revolve around the taxi rides home...

[Nocturn]

And that, my friends, is why you only ever drink in a short walking distance from your home.

[Team Jetfire]

Bah, half the fun is making your way home.

That is how I help set up a Christmas Party, waiting for a cab, at a 24 hour Home Depot.

[Aernaroth]

It goes the other way too, Beechy. I've been drunk, but stable leaving the pub, and the cabby has driven like enough of a maniac that I'm sick when I get home.

But that's the dirty steeltown where I live.

[Robimus]

I hate drunks

[Nocturn]

Originally Posted by Team Jetfire

Bah, half the fun is making your way home.

That is how I help set up a Christmas Party, waiting for a cab, at a 24 hour Home Depot.

Bah, if you're really wasted, all you want to do is crash.
Besides, most people hate seeing those who are really fucked out and about.

[chans formers]

drunks are always good entertainment!!!lolz!!