Transformers Haiku Thread

[Aernaroth]

Originally Posted by JLvatron

So what you really mean is:

Where is the Niteowl?
This thread was made just for him
Where oh where he be?

Niteowl - "One day the world
Will look up, cry for haiku
and I will say... NO"

Yes I know its the wrong character.

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Wheelie

Pity poor Wheelie
The Autobot whipping boy
This time, does not rhyme

Orrrrr does it?

--
Pretenders

Those robots in shells
For a more perfect disguise
Giant skeleton?

--

Eldrich warriors
Titans sleep deep underground
The earth shakes. They wake

--

Life streaks through the stars
In its wake battle follows
Dropped, they awaken
Now the x-box plays with you
Do you want some Mountain Dew?

[Nocturn]

Freedom is the right
Preaches Optimus again
A little overdone

Hasbro likes money
We pay nine thousand percent
Of production cost

You like to have lulz?
cybertron.ca, this
go back to 4chan

Spider-bot crazy
Tarantulas drools on self
Waspinator doomed

Rorza, the Rocket
Cycle racer from Rigel
3. Not much space left.

I see a red truck
Now I want a white one too
Damn Ultra Magnus

Groundbreaking Graphics
A plot that brings you to tears
Dinobot is dead
Beast Machines follows quickly
Too bad the toyline is shit*

*some are actually quite beautiful

Nocturn likes this thread
Very, very, very, much
Happy in the pants (sorry TJ)

[Nightscrabbler]

Transformers Sequel
called Revenge of the Fallen
out June 24th

The Hasbro fatcats
own Transformers and Scrabble
thus they own me too

[Aernaroth]

Originally Posted by Shan

Transformers Sequel
called Revenge of the Fallen
out June 24th

The Hasbro fatcats
own Transformers and Scrabble
thus they own me too

Property Tie-ins
Leads to Transformers Scrabble
And Shan buys them all.

[Nightscrabbler]

Originally Posted by Aernaroth

Property Tie-ins
Lead to Transformers Scrabble
And Shan buys them all.

I've oft thought about
Cybertronian Scrabble
just for TFcon

[Aernaroth]

Originally Posted by Shan

I've oft thought about
Cybertronian Scrabble
just for TFcon

Iacon City
Would still be ruled invalid
It's a proper noun.

--

The Shuttle Ambush
The Autobot City scenes
Make room for new toys!

--
Mirage

Aristocrat-bot
Stuck on a mudball planet
Ashamed. So he hides

--
Skywarp

A black cloud appears
As a prank, not a killer
Wasted potential

[Magnimus]

Henkei! Henkei! Haikai!


Do you like G1?
Our repaints rise on dream clouds.
You better like chrome.

[Sideswipe]

do you watch simpsons?
ralph doesnt like star wars toys
he bent his wookie

sorry guys, had nothing good tf related, laughing so hard at most of the ones you guys made.

eh.

[Oasis]

I can't deal with this
Sweeps above and Galvatron
Open up, dammit!

[Aernaroth]

Unicron

Take this new body
And these new troops to command
Peas grow in July


--

Transformers: The Movie

A Michael Bay dream
An explosion that transforms
To an explosion

--

Animated Blitzwing

Blitzwing's pretty tough
But doesn't always make sense
The tulip giggles.