Pick'up Lines - Transformers Edition

[Nomad]

So while most of us will probably never use them (for obvious reasons), I'm sure they've at least crossed our mind. For example...


"Hey baby, wanna transform & roll out to my place?"

"I lost my minicon, can I combine with you instead?"

[TFtoys]

lol, my bad. I didn't mean to get your interest to start on this topic. I think I require some sleep.
I was wondering if they don't even want to say hi and avoiding eye contact at the first place?

[Slayback]

I'll be honest - I NEVER tell the ladies that i am a toy collector - however that being said -when i was single -and some of the ladies would come by - they always made a beeline to the stuff that was being displayed.

[Hellboy]

"If you're good I'll let you hold my Matrix".

"There's a lot more than meets the eye".

"Don't take this the wrong way but I'm looking for a Headmaster".

[Janitor]

"Do you want the touch? Do you want the power?! YEEEAH!!!"

[Pascal]

"Let's powerlink."

[jjwankenobi]

"My key inserted into your Vecto Sigma = Auto(e)botic bliss."

[Vain]

"I'll make ya starscream for more"

[razin]

"wanna see my Magnus hammer?"

"are u into energon necklaces?

[Matrix_Holder]

"Baa Weep Gra na Deep Witmy dong"

"One day, an Autobot shall rise from my pants, and use the power of my matrix to light your darkest area"