TF3 voice-cast, plot spoilers, & title revealed!

[Paradigm-Shift Prime]

Title: Transformers 3: Revenge of the Space Balls

The writers and production crew have decided that they simply couldn’t get enough low-brow humour into Transformers 2, despite all their efforts. This is the main selling-point that they have been looking to hinge the franchise on, and are getting concerned that their target market is quickly turning their loyalties back to the Wayans brothers, so they have bought them out and brought them aboard for TF3! For major spoilers on the general plot-line, check out the Devistator character description!

Voice changes/additions:

$hitskids = Marlon Wayans

Poopflap = Damon Wayans

These are the new names for the primary stars of ROTF that they acquire after another ‘upgrade’ early in ROSB. After crashing into a plumbing outlet store, the beloved dynamic duo become ‘$hitskids’, a deluxe energy-saver toilet, and ‘Poopflap’, a toilet-paper roll and dispenser.

The production team decided that a change in voices was necessary as these two simply weren’t ghetto enough in TF2, and felt the Wayans brothers’ script ideas could be Oscar material, so have let Marlon and Damon write all their own lines.

For those worried that these two will have trouble getting around, don’t worry, as Optimus Prime finally gains the addition of his classic trailer to carry these two around and service carnivals and school-portables across the nation! Now there doesn’t have to be all that urinating on each other featured in the previous two movies: if you’ve got to go, just push your way into Prime’s back-hatch!

With this premise, the production team thought long and hard about turning TF3 into a musicial, where Prime’s trailer would be equipped with amplifying speakers to project the sounds coming from inside, but decided that this would involve too much action, so moved away from the idea. Don’t worry though, the idea hasn’t been completely abandoned, as fans will finally get to hear Bumblebee’s voice in full effect during his musical duo with $hitskids of ‘Singing in the rain’.

Devistator’s left ball = Ben Stiller

Devistator’s right ball = Jack Black

Devistator (or at least part of him) becomes one of the main figures in TF3. At the outset of the movie, the remaining Decepticons take refuge under the mecha-corpse of Devistator, using his lower wrecking balls as cover from the outside world. After a few months they notice that the balls begin to leak a fluid down on them. After investigating, they find that despite being offline, Devistator in fact has a large reserve of energon stored in his wrecking balls that, if they can release and harvest, can be used to bring Devistator back to life and revive the Deceptions! (this part is currently being worked over to avoid an ‘R’ rating). Revenge of the Space Balls!

Once revived, Devistator’s balls take on bickering personas of their own, roles artfully filled by none-other-than Ben Stiller and Jack Black, who also were given powers to write their own lines. It should be noted that this was not an easy casting choice as Statler & Waldorf from the box seat of The Muppet Show were also very much in the running.

Lennox = Jay Leno

The production crew has decided that despite the fact that the robots’ characters in TF2 were practically a ‘muppet show’ of their own, the human characters were simply not funny enough. So along with the robot voice changes the character of Lennox has been switched to being played by Jay Leno. His new trademark will be stabbing ‘Cons in the face with his chin interchanged with quality, in-touch with youth one-liner zingers.

The rest of the cast = Doesn’t matter

TF3 : Revenge of the Space Balls will have no space for any non-comedic dialogue, so all other Transformers and humans (other than Simmons, whose role will be reprised by John Turturro) will simply have no lines. Much like TF2 only taken further.

[Code of Honor]

Devistator’s left ball = Ben Stiller

Devistator’s right ball = Jack Black

Something very funny could be done with this.

[Pascal]

Straight to DVD?

[Paradigm-Shift Prime]

Originally Posted by Pascal

Straight to DVD?

Lol, Nope, massive summer theatre blockbuster! It will out-do ROTF as top money grosser.

[Aernaroth]

Originally Posted by Code of Honor

Something very funny could be done with this.

"I-I-I've got an itch..."
"MAN! Scratch it yourself dude! YEAAAAAH! *goes into a capella singing mode about inapropriate itches*"

[DECEPTICON_BRAWL]

is this a joke?

[Team Jetfire]

Originally Posted by Paradigm-Shift Prime

Lennox = Jay Leno

The production crew has decided that despite the fact that the robots’ characters in TF2 were practically a ‘muppet show’ of their own, the human characters were simply not funny enough. So along with the robot voice changes the character of Lennox has been switched to being played by Jay Leno. His new trademark will be stabbing ‘Cons in the face with his chin interchanged with quality, in-touch with youth one-liner zingers.

I would only support this if Jay Leno was played by a puppet. I think he is funnier as a puppet.

[Goaliebot]

Just let it go, man. We know you didn't like it. That's fine. Others did like it.

I didn't like Beast Wars/Machines at all, but I don't go making threads to stir things up about it and antagonize those who did like BW/BM.

Just accept that with a universe as diverse as TFs are, there are going to be some takes you like and some you don't. That's fine, but please respect that others did enjoy that take and it is a real downer to have it attacked constantly in our faces.

[Paradigm-Shift Prime]

^ Just having some fun with it, not spazzing out. I don't post in movie-debate threads repeatedly or anything like that.

If one is pro-movie because of the fact that it was bodily function comedy based, that of course it their right, but I'd hope they could still have a laugh at this.

[Paradigm-Shift Prime]

How about Transformers vs. The Muppet Show...as a fighter video game!