In case anyone is considering smuggling some Kinder eggs down to TFCon USA:
http://www.cbc.ca/thisisthat/blog/20...-us-officials/
Seriously, I was just thinking,
if I were to go to TFCon USA, I might bring a few cases of them with me to sell. But this had me thinking twice. I mean what the hell is wrong with a country where you can give a kid an uzi, but a chocolate egg that has a small toy inside? Oh, no! That's too dangerous. That fat idiots might just shove the whole thing in their mouths.
If I do go to TFCon USA, and I do bring some eggs, I think I'll have to include detailed instructions on how to eat it.
Step 1: Unwrap the egg.
Step 2: Split the egg along the seem.
Step 3: Remove the toy capsule and set the chocolate aside.
Step 4: Open the toy capsule.
Step 5: Read the toy assembly instructions.
Step 6: Break pieces of the chocolate off and eat it while assembling the toy. Be sure not to confuse the toy pieces with the chocolate pieces.
Step 7: Finish assembly the toy and eating the chocolate.
Step 8: Deposit the wrapper, capsule, instructions, and any other garbage in the trash.
Step 9: After playing with the toy for 5 minutes, deposit it in the trash as well.
