First off... you've made some interesting points... however I take offence to the statement of "embellishment"
Well I'm sorry. I didn't realize you cleaned things with 70 lb weights strapped to your arms.
I also don't quite understand how I'm "playing the victim"
Because in order to make your complaints valid, you have to exaggerate how bad it was. Otherwise, you would have made a post explaining why you didn't buy it.
You can't bullshart a bullsharter