Originally Posted by wheeljaxx (Post 357562)

Zellers exec #1: "lets have a BOGOHO sale on transformers soon"
Zellers exec #2: "OK, but lets have it in 3 months, that way, we can raise the price on what we want to get rid of by 50%, then that way we can lure people into paying actual retail when we have our sale"
Zellers exec #1 "That sounds like a good plan. No one seems to want these Transformers Generations figures, so lets raise the price on them first"
Zellers exec #2 "Ya, that way when we have our sale, they will be exactly what they are now, but people will think they are getting a bargin"
Zellers exec #1 "Awesome! What else can we do to make our stores suck more than anyone else"
Zellers exec #2 " I dunno... maybe we can tell our store managers they never have to clean the stores again"
Zellers exec #1: " now thats an idea!!"