jjwan's Masterpiece Haikus
 

With my recent purchase of MP-13 comes a certain closure to the Masterpiece-themed segment of my collecting habit (until they come out with a new version of Megatron or decide to release Jazz).

And so to commemorate this glorious occasion I give to you 9 haikus about the 9 Masterpieces I own, beginning with the most hated to the most loved.

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#9 Takara MP-5 Megatron

Hail Destron Leader!
Glorious throwback gun form
So fragile, such junk.

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#8 Hasbro TRU MP Rodimus

Screen accurate bot
Scared to change him into car
Letdown of a toy

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thats only 2 ;)

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Watch this thread for 1, maybe 2 haikus per day depending on how bored I am at work.

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#7 Hasbro Wal-Mart MP Skywarp

Bought used on Craigslist
Just to complete Seeker group
Hip kibble sucks balls

http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instanc...x/34097059.jpg

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#6 Takara MP-11 Starscream (Coronation Version)

Hail, to would-be King!
Nice extras but where's the stand?
Pricey, whiny bitch

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Lol, these are fun.

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Haha, great idea to pass the time JJ!

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It's amazing how easy these haikus are flowing out of me.

It's like I'm a poet and I didn't...nah, too obvious of a joke :p.