Well my name ain't Stan,
but there's another Dan,
whose name is Protoman,
that think's he's got a plan,
and a following or clan,
love his Transformers from Japan,
would never go to Sudan,
probably don't eat enough bran,
but that all don't matter cuz he the Hot Rod fan.
Normally we get our crack at it on the friday before everyone and again in the wee mornings of the saturday, so we kinda get it all out of our systems before the first people really step in. It helps us then focus on the actual con itself.