Hey, at least you figured it out, right?

Oh, and I meant "Feels good, man" as in the internet meme.
My arm got swollen and red but it was worth it!

In high school, my cooky ol' Science teacher was talking about the phases of matter. Liquid, Solid, Gas, and Plasma. I think to demonstrate plasma, he had this shock baton device. When plugged in, it would zap things with a tiny blue lightning bolt. Crap was awesome.

Kids who were tough enough got to have him zap them. It was harmless and safe, but as it's uncomfortable at first, most kids just yelped and immediately retracted their arms. Even the macho-ass tough-guy douchebros. Then, I come along, this geeky brown dude with glasses. I have my teacher zap that thing up and down my arm, no flinching, for continuous minutes until class time ran out. The whole time, I'm carrying out a conversation with him and making the other kids look like whiny l'il bitches.

Feels good, man.

Don't tase me, sis!

...well, on second thought, yeah, she can tase me.