Haikus about Stuff 'n Things by jjwan

[jjwankenobi]

Hey y'all, these haiku reviews are about...

http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Stuff+things+not+mine+found+it+on+pintrest+don+t_2 d1943_4561794.jpg (http://www.google.ca/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&frm=1&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=0CAcQjRxqFQoTCMyd9OL-qMcCFZIxiAodNHsA0Q&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.funnyjunk.com%2Fchannel%2Fwal kingdeadtime%2FStuff%2Bthings%2FuXspGhK%2F&ei=3BbOVcy_OpLjoAS09oGIDQ&bvm=bv.99804247,d.cGU&psig=AFQjCNER0Nl4SYlhOMZDhEXowMfg6F4THw&ust=1439656004951222)

...random TF-related Stuff and Things

[jjwankenobi]

G1 Headmaster Brainstorm with Arcana pilot (http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Brainstorm#Generation_1)

Headmasters 'toon "found"
teal and grey jet a stand out
where was I in '88???

[jjwankenobi]

Transformers Animated: The Complete Allspark Almanac (http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Transformers_Animated:_The_Complete_AllSpark_Alman ac)

TFA is the
burned star that shined extra bright -
immortal, in print

[jjwankenobi]

Bayverse (http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Michael_Bay)

You brought the "New Age"
Thanks very much, Michael Bay.
Also, fuck you, too.

[MULTIPLEX]

Bayverse (http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Michael_Bay)

You brought the "New Age"
Thanks very much, Michael Bay.
Also, fuck you, too.

:clapping::rofl:

[ironclaugh]

We look to the Prime
During times of hopeless war
Light our darkest hour

[jjwankenobi]

Transformers Animated Leader Class Megatron (http://toys.tfw2005.com/megatron-leader-4702)

Megatron rises -
Best toy since the G1 gun
All Hail The Chopper!

[Msol]

:clapping::rofl:

Love it!

[Rodimus Prime1]

Transformers Animated Leader Class Megatron (http://toys.tfw2005.com/megatron-leader-4702)

Megatron rises -
Best toy since the G1 gun
All Hail The Chopper!


you think you liked him,
you should have seen what was next
marauder meg-tron

http://www.tfw2005.com/boards/attachments/transformers-fan-art/27173438d1280007452-animated-marauder-megatron-marauder_megatron_by_darksage78.jpg

http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2010/192/a/6/More_Triple_Changer_Megatron_by_iq40.jpg

[elburrito]

my turn to weigh in
animated was the best
such an abrupt end

[jjwankenobi]

you think you liked him,
you should have seen what was next
marauder meg-tron


Beauty! Thanks to the
Allspark Almanac, I had
already seen that

[jjwankenobi]

BEETLE, NOT CAMARO (http://www.tfw2005.com/transformers-images/screen-captures/images/36558-6/transformers-blu-ray-0153.jpg)

Bumblebee should talk,
and not mimic a jukebox
or piss on Simmons

[jjwankenobi]

MEDIEVAL MACHINE MAGNIFICENCE (An ode to G1 OPTIMUS' (http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Energon_Axe) AND MEGATRON'S (http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Energon_mace) melee weaponry)

Atop Sherman Dam
Orange axe v. purple mace -
Used once, loved always.

[jjwankenobi]

VINCE DI COLA, U ROCK! (An ode to TFTM 86's Instrumental Score (http://store.intrada.com/s.nl/it.A/id.8506/.f))

Stan Bush had The Touch
Weird Al Dared To Be Stupid -
But Di Cola wins!