Paris Hilton goes to jail

[Decepticon Army]

Paris goes to jail for 45 days (http://edition.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/TV/05/04/paris.hilton.ap/index.html)
WHOO!!
All of my dreams are coming true. :D :D :D

[Aernaroth]

The coming of the chaos-bringer is nigh then?

[Protoman]

See now when you say jail, I think something on the lines of OZ but I get a feeling it's going to be like a country club and her punishment is no throwing cocktails at the hired help.

[In Flames]

Paris Hilton in jail= Hell freezing over.

Personally I hope she does go to jail though. How could she be stupid enough to think a trained police officer did not look at the document suspending her license?

[GMfan]

See now when you say jail, I think something on the lines of OZ but I get a feeling it's going to be like a country club and her punishment is no throwing cocktails at the hired help.

You have no idea how true this man is....her cell will be bigger then my living room, with a nice big plasma screen TV, 3 wonderful meals a day. Downside no parties so there is a good chance her head may implode so keep those hopes up.

[Aernaroth]

Maybe there will be a wacky screwup and she'll end up in a southern maximum security prison, complete with chaingang. She'll teach them about fashion and high society and stuff, and they'll teach her to be a better person. Or maybe I've just seen too many movies. It could work I suppose.

[Shepp]

more than likely they'll have a camera crew following her around and then release it as "the simple life: hard time" or some other equally stupid title.

[Phy]

Every time I read the topic title I get a little disappointed, 'cause I keep reading it "Paris Hilton goes to hell", and then I realise no, no, it's just jail.

[MightAsWell Go4ASoda]

Maybe being someone's bitch with knock some sense into her. If she even goes there that is.

[Aernaroth]

If that doesn't knock some sense into her, maybe relentless beatings will.

[Xalticus]

more than likely they'll have a camera crew following her around and then release it as "the simple life: hard time" or some other equally stupid title.

My thoughts exactly.

[MightAsWell Go4ASoda]

If that doesn't knock some sense into her, maybe relentless beatings will.

I like your way of thinking.

[GMfan]

Get your ass BACK to jail!!!

:P

[Protoman]

Well that was a interesting twist, I was just talking about how it was a shame she got out due to "health" reasons only to find out "IT'S BACK ON BABY!" No matter. She is a waste of skin.

[Aernaroth]

This is not what I had in mind when I said "She won't last two days in jail".


Its good to know that being rich and famous means you don't have to obey the law and stay in jail if you don't like it there.

[MightAsWell Go4ASoda]

this is bullshit. How come celebs get special treatment? Nobody else gets to leave because of "Health reasons" and nobody else gets special treatment. we get sent to jail, we get beat the fuck up, she gets sent to jail, she gets her own special cell. wtf x734672395

[GMfan]

Did you know its illegal to execute someone in the states unless their perfectly healthy? Ironic no? I suppose you can get out of something for health reasons now.

[Aernaroth]

That's why they sterilize the needle before lethal injection.

[Dave-astator]

That's why they sterilize the needle before lethal injection.

Yeah, they'd hate for the condemned to get some nasty infection.....:D

[Benzo]

although she's out now, I'd like to share this pic with all of you.

http://www.maj.com/gallery/Calmorn/humor/paris.jpg